Bernie, Chris, and Donald enjoyed the night together. Donald was surprised how big Bernie’s cock was, and the threesome was fantastic. Bernie had been laughing every Senate session.
Trump sat at his office, jerking off to Hentai in the Oval Office when Mike Pence barged in. “D-Donald…” he said, “I’m pregnant.”
“Abort the f**king baby.” said Trump.
“No.” said Pence.
Trump got the American flag by his desk and stuck it up Pence’s ass. “I’m gonna get that thing out of there, so help me God.” He finally yanked out the fetus. However, Mike was dead. Donald now knew he would need to wear a condom every time he had sex with Ron DeSantis or Liz Cheney.
Donald addressed the nation to tell everyone Vice President Pence had died. But who would be his new Vice President? Find out next time
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