NOT TODAY SATAN *casually runs from the description*

I've come to make an announcement:

Danny the Stickman's a bitch ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king body pillow. That's right, he took his stickman f**king rotting dick out and he pissed on my f**king body pillow and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my imgflip dot com: Danny the Stickman, you got a small dick, its the size of the MSMG Reddit except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no sticks, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He f**ked my body pillow so guess what? I'm gonna f**k Imgflip. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on Imgflip, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON GOOGLE. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPIRE, I PISSED ON GOOGLE YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit f**king Imgflip, now get out of my f**king sight, before I piss on you too.

I killed god

THE FITNESSGRAM™ PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES. THE 20 METER PACER TEST WILL BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS. LINE UP AT THE START. THE RUNNING SPEED STARTS SLOWLY, BUT GETS FASTER EACH MINUTE AFTER YOU HEAR THIS SIGNAL. [BEEP] A SINGLE LAP SHOULD BE COMPLETED EACH TIME YOU HEAR THIS SOUND. [DING] REMEMBER TO RUN IN A STRAIGHT LINE, AND RUN AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. THE SECOND TIME YOU FAIL TO COMPLETE A LAP BEFORE THE SOUND, YOUR TEST IS OVER. THE TEST WILL BEGIN ON THE WORD START. ON YOUR MARK, GET READY, START.

NONONONONONONONO

THE VOYCE INSIDE MY YEADDDDDDDDDD

There is a severed head in a toilet in the restroom at Applebee's at 9364 WI-16, Onalaska, WI

that’s funny cus i put it there

There is a severed head in a toilet in the restroom at Applebee's at 9364 WI-16, Onalaska, WI

cool

There is a severed head in a toilet in the restroom at Applebee's at 9364 WI-16, Onalaska, WI

ok