Nobody knew why McConnell was so enthusiastic about the wall. Ever since Trump won his second term, things were getting more… erotic on Capitol Hill.
Donald Trump was wrapping up a bl***ob with Vice President Pence when the door burst open. “WHAT THE FU-“ said Senator Bernie Sanders. “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?”
Pence ran off, cock still hanging out. Trump looked at him, swallowing the semen. “Bernie, you socialist.”
“Yeah, but it seems I’ve found the root of your success.” Bernie said. “When I tell the Senate, you’ll be impeached a third time, and gone for good.”
“How about we make a deal.” said Trump. “We have a three way with Chris Christie, and in return, you don’t tell anyone.”
Bernie pondered the option. He noticed how cute Trump was. Maybe he could do it…
Will Bernie accept Trump’s offer? Or will he tell Congress? Find out next time