I've come to make an announcement: Kim Jong Un's a bitchass mothewfuсkew. He nuked the fuсking USA. That’s wight, he took his Kowean stupid ass nukes out and he nuked the fuсking USA, and he said his nukes wewe THIS BIG. And I said “that’s dangewous!” So I’m making a callout post on my twittew dot com. Kim Jong Un, you got small nukes, it’s the size of this house except smaller. And guess what, hewe’s what my nukes look like; That’s wight baby. Pointy at the top, no mistakes, no editing, look at that it looks like a skyscwaper. He nuked the USA so guess what, I’m gonna NUKE THE EAWTH. THATS WIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPEW LAWGE NUKES! Except I’m not gonna nuke the Eawth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m nuking tHE MOOOOOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, EAWTH?! I NUKED THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS!!! You have 23 houws befowe the wemaining nukes hit the fuсking Eawth. Now get out of my fuсking sight befowe I nuke you too.