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Hey guys, stop with the copypastas. This is causing a LOT of drama an- this is being turned into a copypasta isn't it; eh

Hey guys, stop with the copypastas. This is causing a lot of dwama an- this is being tuwned into a copypasta isn't it; eh

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I've come to make an announcement: Kim Jong Un's a bitchass motherfuсker. He nuked the fuсking USA. That’s right, he took his Korean stupid ass nukes out and he nuked the fuсking USA, and he said his nukes were THIS BIG. And I said “that’s dangerous!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Kim Jong Un, you got small nukes, it’s the size of this house except smaller. And guess what, here’s what my nukes look like; That’s right baby. Pointy at the top, no mistakes, no editing, look at that it looks like a skyscraper. He nuked the USA so guess what, I’m gonna NUKE THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LARGE NUKES! Except I’m not gonna nuke the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m nuking tHE MOOOOOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, EARTH?! I NUKED THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS!!! You have 23 hours before the remaining nukes hit the fuсking Earth. Now get out of my fuсking sight before I nuke you too.

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