couldn't breathe when I was born, almost falling off a cliff, dehydration/blood loss

Mhm

Not all at the same time-

Drowning, car falling on me, spring from the suspension of a car (those things can break bones if they hit you at the speed and weight of the car) almost crashed me and my dad in the woods the other day when he let me drive for the first time in 3 weeks. A fire me and my idiot friend started in the middle of the road being dumbasses cause we got drunk

Omg

What