That's wht i said abt ur mum

B R O 💀💀 -

*pees on roy* not so tough now aint ya?

[turns out roy has a piss kink]

*Writes this down*

SIS OML LMAO

LMAOOO

Lmao

*murders team member*

*posts opinions on twitter w/o getting cancelled*

WoAh

Lmao

wth

watch wht u say in these forbidden lands

No lol

BRO

Yes?

WHY?

i troll

*dries him off using diesel exhaust*

*pees on him again*

*chops off ur dick*

just in case you dont have one: *rips out whole non-dick urinary system (dont tell me whatever tf it's actually called)*

*regenerates pp*

*eats you alive so you can't do nothing except wait to become shit*

*climbs out of you*

*Flushes roy down the toilet* heh not so tough now ay

*Covers him in water*

>:{

Didn't you say he's hot when he's wet

He is~

You're welcome

Thanks

*throws him into the ocean* NOT SO STRONG NOW, EH?

5xkmti.gif (click to show) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*uses never ending tears to keep him wet*

Haha jokes on you he's hot as f**k when he's wet 🙃

*dries him*

Still hot 🙃

f**k

Get rekt 🙃

*eats you alive*

What

sorry you can't hear me anyways cuz you died from being entirely digested by acid that can dissolve f**king steel

Actually I’m already deAd

well then you cant do anything

OOOOOH i caught a big fish

*reels in roy*

oh shit lemme get him to land and dry him off

*dries him off*

ok now both of yall get in mah truck so we can run tf away from these bastards that keep abusing y'all

*gets in the back*

*shoots you*

*not affected*

*hugs you so tight you can barely do a thing*

Yey! Hugs! *hugs back*

also i drive single cab you can't fit anywhere

*gets on roof*

*goes on bumpy as hell road thru a desert*

looks like someone finna have a rough ride

That’s fine

POV you fell off and can't reach us anymore

*climbs back on*

Alright if you wanna stay then dont f**k with Roy, OK. Deal??

*stays*