i wish my uncle would fall asleep and forget we had to go

The pit is it. Those crazy contraptions can't create the kind of classic catastrophe one can cause by cleverly concealing a calamitous crater!

"rate my fit"

Honey I would if I could see what the cripsy f**k you're wearing, rn all I see is a trash quality image and darkness, wtf man get a better camera, and I can't even see your damn pants.

kinda gae you wanna see below the waist

but here

Boy you livin in a cave or sum shit? Where the hell are your windows?

And uHH 5/10, cool but basic af. You look like every white-e-boy-wannabe-depressed-kid in my school.

i got 2 by my bed which i hate and i didnt have many options in my closet this is pretty much it when it comes to not standing out much or i could just throw out not wanting to be noticed and wear all the colors of the rainbow

10

yas

/20

awwww

Jk 10

ayyy you a 10 bae hmu😘

Ok 0/10000

Kim Jong Un's a bitchass motherfuсker. He nuked the fuсking USA. That’s right, he took his Korean stupid ass nukes out and he nuked the fuсking USA, and he said his nukes were THIS BIG. And I said “that’s dangerous!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got small nukes, it’s the size of this house except smaller. And guess what, here’s what my nukes look like; That’s right baby. Pointy at the top, no mistakes, no editing, look at that it looks like a skyscraper. He nuked the USA so guess what, I’m gonna NUKE THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LARGE NUKES! Except I’m not gonna nuke the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m nuking tHE MOOOOOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, EARTH?! I NUKED THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS!!! You have 23 hours before the remaining nukes hit the fuсking Earth. Now get out of my fuсking sight before I nuke you too.

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