ching chong confusde

In Thailand, you don’t see when you close your eyes

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

In India, it pours water when it rains

In suadi arabia, there's at least one terrorist member in each terrorist group

In South Korea, you feel hydrated when you drink water

i feel satisfied when theres something happening

In Russia, you exhale to let carbon out of your lungs

in america, hot dogs are made of food

In Germany, your mother is the person who gave birth to you

if your on a boat, your not standing on land

People are more likely to notice you when you’re running a private jet through the office than when you sliver in the vents

if your in a country, that means your in country

If you’re choking, then you can’t breathe

if peat dies, then repeat

If you trip, then you fell

If your tall, your not short

This has been fun but I gotta go, no joke. (Seriously)

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in africa, malaria is a disease

In Australia, there isn’t sunshine when it’s nighttime

in argentina, its summer when its not winter

In France, everyone who gets an abortion has already been born

on imgflip, memes get upvored by people who upvote

On Instagram, people who are atheist don’t believe in god

If your rich, that means you have alot of something

If you’re the class-topper, you get the highest grades in your class

in the womb, your not born yet

When you’re stabbed, a sharp object cuts through your body

if your ded, your not living

If you’re terrible at math, you’re less likely to ace a math test

The chinese use the sea to hide this guys wrinkles

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