The backstory behind my username that nobody asked for

The backstory for my first accounts username:
I like Koroks

Ppl are gonna make this a copypasta aren't they

YAHAHA

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Istg if people make this meme a copypasta as well

Origin of my old usernames:
Jazz_Missile: i just thought of a music genre and then in my head, i said “haha missile go brrr” and yea (this username wasn’t my Imgflip username, it was my Fortnite one)
JummyGummie: So i was young and dumb and i said “what if gummy bears are my cousins” so i made up a word that rhymes with Gummy and thus, JummyGummie was born