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what's with people and making copypastas of people's vents and words?

Who knows

Idk but I made a copypasta using the first part of "Never Gonna Give you up"

what's with people and making copypastas of people's vents and words?

I've come to make an announcement:

shitpoop's a bitch ass motherf**ker. He shitted on my f**king memechat. That's right, he took shit f**king rotting cock out and he shitted on my f**king memechat and he said his ass was "this big" and I said "the f**k''

So I'm making a callout post on my imgfap.com : shitpoop, you got a small ass, its the size of the my sanity except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all poop, no shit, no ass, look at that it looks two balls and a hole

He shitted my memechat so guess what? I'm gonna shit Imgflip. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER SHIT. Except I'm not shitting on Imgflip, I'm gonna go higher, I'M SHITTING ON DICKSCORD. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SHITPOOP, I SHITTED ON DICKSCORD YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the shit bomb hit f**king Imgflip, now get out of my f**king sight, before I shit on you too.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I've come to make an announcement:

Danny the Stickman's a bitch ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king body pillow. That's right, he took his stickman f**king rotting dick out and he pissed on my f**king body pillow and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my imgflip dot com: Danny the Stickman, you got a small dick, its the size of the MSMG Reddit except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no sticks, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He f**ked my body pillow so guess what? I'm gonna f**k Imgflip. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on Imgflip, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON GOOGLE. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPIRE, I PISSED ON GOOGLE YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit f**king Imgflip, now get out of my f**king sight, before I piss on you too.