Using someone's vent or rant is both disrespectful and a banable offense, as it is bullying

I've come to make an announcement:

Danny the Stickman's a bitch ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king body pillow. That's right, he took his stickman f**king rotting dick out and he pissed on my f**king body pillow and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my imgflip dot com: Danny the Stickman, you got a small dick, its the size of the MSMG Reddit except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no sticks, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He f**ked my body pillow so guess what? I'm gonna f**k Imgflip. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on Imgflip, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON GOOGLE. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPIRE, I PISSED ON GOOGLE YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit f**king Imgflip, now get out of my f**king sight, before I piss on you too.

I've come to make an announcement, elfiya is a bitch ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife. Thats right, he took his sex joke flaming dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my image flip dot com, Elfiya, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO FIRE, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f**k MSMG. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on MSMG. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE FUN STREAM! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, SAUCE? I PISSED ON THE FUN STREAM YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT F**KING MSMG. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO
damn yours is better than mine

guys guys guys last week msmg banned me, so I said "you guys will be worse off with me!" I've waited for them to unban me but nothing's happened! I've been crying for 3 weeks mostly because I'm banned but also because my girlfriend (astolfo body pillow) left me!!! please msmg if you are reading this, unbanned me, or I- I'll have this entire stream DELETED by the global mods.