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Why the hell do people like a midget with blue ass hair and speaks robot noises and window errors to sing against f**king bombs, invisible people with skulls, underaged school shooters and shit. Is weird that he even got some simps. Like what the hot sizzling f**k of up with that, he’s got a gf that’s like a f**king demon, both have the iq of a 5 minute year old baby. They can’t die so why the f**k they scared of lightin bro Friday night f**king is weird, more like glizzy dick gobbling

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Yall turn everything intl a copypasta

I've come to make an announcement:

Danny the Stickman's a bitch ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king body pillow. That's right, he took his stickman f**king rotting dick out and he pissed on my f**king body pillow and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my imgflip dot com: Danny the Stickman, you got a small dick, its the size of the MSMG Reddit except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no sticks, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He f**ked my body pillow so guess what? I'm gonna f**k Imgflip. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on Imgflip, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON GOOGLE. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SPIRE, I PISSED ON GOOGLE YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit f**king Imgflip, now get out of my f**king sight, before I piss on you too.

LMFAOAIAOAOAOAO---

Yall turn everything intl a copypasta

typo moment

into* lmao

Yall turn everything intl a copypasta

typo moment

into* lmao

The simple narrative taught in every history class
Is demonstrably false and pedagogically classist
Don't you know the world is built with blood?
And genocide and exploitation
The global network of capital essentially functions
To separate the worker from the means of production
And the FBI killed Martin Luther King
Private property's inherently theft
And neoliberal fascists are destroying the left
And every politician, every cop on the street
Protects the interests of the pedophilic corporate elite