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526 views 6 upvotes Made by anonymous 3 years ago in MS_memer_group
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2 ups, 3y,
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like, does anybody listen to the rules?
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1 up, 3y
ikr
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0 ups, 3y
Nope
1 up, 3y
Yall turn everything intl a copypasta
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y,
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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1 up, 3y
THANK YOU
1 up, 3y
haha no never
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1 up, 3y
a mature
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0 ups, 3y
Using someone's vent or rant is both disrespectful and a banable offense, as it is bullying
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Using someone's rant/vent as a copypasta is harrassment Harrassment is a bankable offense :)
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MY MOM WON'T DO SHIT BECAUSE SHE KNOWS DAMN WELL SHE TAUGHT MY SISTER NOT TO CLEAN UP AFTER HER BECAUSE I WILL FROM AN EARLY AGE, AND TEACHING HER TO BE RESPONSIBLE NOW WOULD MEAN PUTTING IN ACTUAL EFFORT. I'M NOT CLEANING UP THE MOLD PATCH, I CLEAN ALL THE SHIT HERE. IF SHE DOESN'T CLEAN IT UP I AM GOING TO CALL CPS THERE IS MOLD ALL OVER MY STUFF, FRUIT FLIES EVERYWHERE, AND IT SMELLS LIKE F**KING EARWAX. THERE'S NO WAY THESE ARE HEALTHY LIVING CONDITIONS AND I AM SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING ON AN EPISODE OF BURIED ALIVE; MY F**KING SISTER SPILLED MOLD ALL OVER MY BEANBAG CHAIR THAT I STORE MY F**KING BLANKETS AND STUFFED ANIMALS AND WON'T CLEAN IT UP
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