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Your future career?
A car salesman?

nope, a pro drifter.

Would ya like if I threw yew in a puddle ‘o latex?
Good sir?

Nope.

Well shame because one of dem bastard goo creatures is bittin’ my bloodee arm right about now.

bittin your arm eh? well get to the hospital quick.

OH DEAR QUEEN’S CRUNCHY BUNCHY PUNCHY DUNCHY DELIGHTS
IT’S SPREADIN’

Well crackers, cmon get in me Toyota Supra MK4 i'll rush you to the hospital.

AAAAAAA
IT’S GROWIN’ ME SUM FUR

hold on mate, we'll be there in couple more seconds and i'm breaking the go***mn street laws.

OI M8 I THINK I FORGOT MY TEA

Don't worry mate, i made an tea maker in this car, just press that button behind the seat.

OH ‘EAH.
OOPSIE, SLIGHT WHITE MARK ON IT
* L E S I P *

Alright we're finally at the hospital, lets rush you to the doctors mate.

Well, shame.
I’m already a bloodee latex beast, mate.

Bloody hell, looks like i have to bring you to furry land.

Not if yer stayin’ ‘ere.
C’mere, I’m gonna hug ya.

mate, you want me to become a latex beast like you?

Indeed.

Well mate, i can't, need to stay with my car guy partners, sorry but you gotta go to the furry land and meet your new friends that are also latex beasts there. Shit cops are coming, get in the car mate, no time to waste.

‘aight.

Are you horny?

nope

Okay

whats your general opinion on Swampert?

idk.

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