Bambi breaks his phone

Erin: Why did you broke your phone?

Bambi: F**kin blue haired idiot....

Erin: Who?

Bambi: Who else has blue hair and raps everyone they see? *points at bf*

Erin: too much corn you blue

Bambi: I'm not f**kin blue

Chill

Bambi: Why?? DO YOU WANT THE F**KIN PHONE?

Uh

Bambi: *yeets phone at dust

*bounces of face* ow

Phone: *shatter*
Bambi: Holy shit!

. . .

*INSERT MAZE*

Excusee wtf

.

No

bamb: i

.

Bambi: me

What

(SONIC.EXE ALIASES IS GOD *not fake*)
Bambi: .

Excuse-

Bambi: L

.

Bambi: skill isseu

:|

Stickman: *hears the sounds of a phone breaking* oh hello there

Bambi: AUGH F**K IM ABOUT TO BEEAK MY F**KING PHONE

Stickman: ok

Bambi: *yeets phone at stickman*

Stickman catches it and prepares to yeet it back at Bambi

Bambi: oh shit

Stickman yeets it directly at Bambi and gains the achievement ‘return to sender’

Achievement GET!
Return to Sender

Stickman is bleeding from a cut and the cut hand is glitching

Sunky: he need some milk

Stickman summons a bucket of milk from Minecraft and chugs it

Xd

Stickman: bruh, my hand

okh

Stickman: it is glitching

Sunky: no shit

Jade: My dude, chill.

Bambi: Why?? DO YOU WANT THE F**KIN PHONE?

Jade: No! I just want you to f**king chill!

Bambi: *slams phone on the ground so hard it shatters*

Jade: Yea no. This job is for Liz.
Liz: *comes over* Hey Jade. Oh god no. Bambi, calm down. Why are you angry?

*a piece of glass cuts Bambi, Jade, and Liz*

Jade: Ow!
Liz: Ow! F**k!

Bambi: *bleeding* OW F**K

Liz: Jeez! *getting irritated* Why would you f**king do that?! You f**king moron!

Dave: I can't necessarily go down. *on wheelchair*

Liz: *sighs* I will do it.

Dave: *sweating, thinking glass is gonna cut him*

Dave: how did the-

Liz: Go get Bambi!

*you stop bleeding randomly, as if something was stopping the blood, then you realize Dave threw a bandage on the bleeding spot*

Liz: Thanks.

*you see Bambi fainted from losing so much blood*

Liz: Oh f**k he’s dead!! *bleeds from stab* Ow f**k!!

*you hear a drop, with no reaction of anyone, except for dave*
Dave: Holy shit!

Liz: *turns around* wtf was that?!

Bambi: *limps away in anger*

Liz: *walks away*

Bambi: no u

Liz: *eye twitches* I’m so f**king done with idiots today.

Bambi: F**K YOU

Liz: *pulls out uno reverse card*
Jade: *dies laughing*