Doarak

So if I eat at planet bell, will I shit out planets?

you have to be an eldritch horror to eat there

*Taco Bell sound effect*

*starts running there*

Doarak: What do you want...

I’m here to order obviously

Doarak: *sigh* What is it?

Everything you have

I will be able to pay whatever amount it is

Doarak: So..Planet tacos, space burritos, gravel shakes, and comet fries?

Just the planet tacos and space burritos

Doarak: Alright.. Hey galaxia, we got one order for space burritos and planet tacos.
Galaxia: Comin’ up!
Doarak: I can’t stand him...

(Who’s Galaxia?)

Stand who?

(one of the employees, i’m making his design rn)

Doarak: He’s super annoying..

Wh-

(Here he is)
Doarak:Your space burrito and planet taco is ready.
Galaxia:Here you go

(Oh nice)

*grabs them and runs off*

Doarak: Go ahead.

Galaxia: Why aren’t you doing anything? the black hole just stole food!

Doarak: for the last time galaxia, i’ll know a way to get the money out of them..

taco bell

Planet Bell Employee

Oh god, I'm getting cancelled for this one

PFFT-