IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, MARIOTHEMEMER IS A BITCHASS MOTHERF**KER, HE PISSED ON MY F**KING WIFE, THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS IMGFLIP DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY F**KING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING

YO I JUST GOT THIS IPHONE OFF FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE AND IT GOT GOOGLE PLAY STORE IT'S A F**KING ANDROID BRUH *ANDROID NOTIFICATION* THIS ANDROID QUALITY IS DOODOO FART THE F**K YOU F**KING

You do?

Milk: Hey.

don't say just ''hey''

say ''hello young lady'' or something

Milk: Hello beautiful young lady.

AU Milky: *kicks Milk between his legs

Milk: Jokes on you, it's a retractable one.

Yes