My sister is throwing a hissy fit because i told her our parents are bringing home food so she needs to wait to eat

mom's will yell at you for literally breathing (99.9% true)

glad my karen af mom died by suicide earlier this year

Uhh- thats not something you should be glad about-

she's a karen so thats why i'm glad

I mean shes still your mom- like sure my mom is a bitch but i would cry my eyes out if she died from suicide of all things-

if ur mom's a bitch, she'll be holding a cross and screaming "Christ compel you, demon" if she saw my mom

D a m n

plus i rarely ever cry at all
last time i did was bc i was laughing super hard at video memes (AKA vines if ur an OG)

i do cry a lot on the inside, to things like wrecked pickup trucks and abandoned sports cars

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