lol

I shot my neighbors cat and carved my initials into its skull, lol

Wtf lol

Lol

Lmao

Ye

Lmao

So I accidentally started a fire in the school kitchen, lol

LOL

i become a school shooter lol

Lol

*WHEEZE*

:D

just murdered a man lol (did not happen, just putting examples)

Ye

i accidentally started a lemon worshipping cult and i think they want to sacrifice me lol

Wtf why

So I kinda downvoted this meme lol

jk

Lmao

I committed various accounts of manslaughter and I raped my kid lol

Oh SHI

I killed your in tire family and sold there flesh on eBay lol

I bought it back though

Yeah I outbidded you and used there skin to make my own krabby patties lol

Wtf
I sent the fbi to retrieve it

To late just already being fed to the daycares

Wtf

i only gave my dog love and affection so it could trust me and i told it to enter the oven for a snack (he became the year-long family feast lol)

Lmao wtf

yeah i ate clifford lol

Wtf

clifford sure was a big tasty treat lol

i added a have seggs with your dog in minecraft mod in my game lol

O

it was also with vr armor so i could feel it

I just killed 10 children using an M1 Ambrams lol

I may or may not have 20 kids in my basement lol