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Sometimes, I question life. Heavily. | Spamton and Puro; Spamton - Spam bot Puro - Latex? n o n e; Both Male; Both straight. Unknown. Any RP, it’s a duo, so no ERP; Spamton - basically anyone that accepts his deal Puro - Not sure. Unknown, for both. Spamton - Not acquiring KROMER Puro - Unknown, possibly loud noises. Spamton - Spamming, deals Puro - Books. Spamton - Actual facts Puro - Just about anything. YOU FOOL I HAVE THE POWER OF CRINGE AND KROMER ON MY SIDE; Spamton -The ability to SUCC your kromer out of your bank account Puro - Intelligence, I guess? Idiot Corp. Just a duo of idiots. None. You see these two chatting, wdyd? | image tagged in bruh | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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nightmare_foxy44
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hi.
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Spamton: HELLO
nightmare_foxy44
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im estella
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Spamton: I AM
SPAMTON G SPAMTON
EHEHEHEHEHE
nightmare_foxy44
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cool
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Lex: *sipping le hot coco*
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Spamton would run at them
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Lex: A- *almost drops hot coco*
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Spamton: HEY EVERY!
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Lex: ._ .
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Spamton: IT'S ME! [NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997]
SPAMTON G SPAMTON!
EHAHAHAHAHA
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Lex: Uhhh... Hello.
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Spamton: WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
A LIGHT ER
HEY HEY HEY!
He'd sprint closer to them
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Lex: *uncomfortable* Is there something you want?
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Spamton: YES YES
I HAVE A [SPECIL] DEAL FOR YOU!
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Lex: Oookay. Fire away, I guess.
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Spamton: ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR [LIFE NOT GOING AS PLANNED]
AND YOU JUST HAVE TO GRAB IT BY THE [SILLY STRINGS]
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Lex: *eyebrow raise*
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Spamton would slowly get closer as he said:
WELL HAVE I GOT
JUST THE DEAL
FOR YOU
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Lex: *backs up a little*
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Spamton:
...
[hyperlink blocked]
EHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Lex: ...Care to explain what that is?
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Spamton would not anwser the question.
YOU WANT IT
YOU WANT [hyperlink blocked]
DON'T YOU?
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Lex: ... *staring*
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Spamton would still ramble on about the deal.
ALL I NEED
IS YOUR [HEARTSHAPEDOBJECT]
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Lex: No thanks.
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Spamton's eyes would go static.
They would literally be showing static.
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Lex: You okay? *pokes him*
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Spamton would still stand still, with his eyes just presenting static
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Lex: *pokes him some more*
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He'd then fall over and snap out of it
Spamton: SO KID, DO WE HAVE A [DEAL]?
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Lex: Uhhh... Sure I guess.
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He'd jump at her and they would enter a black space, with only your 'HP' bar showing up
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Lex: Well this is new. *stands up*
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A few buttons with the words ACT,ATTACK,DEFEND,ITEM and SPARE would appear
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Lex: *pokes act*
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A few more options would appear:
* DEAL
* HEALDEAL
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Lex: *pokes deal*
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Spamton would start talking.
HEY HEY HEY! I'VE NEVER SEEN A [HeartShapedObject] LIKE THAT BEFORE!! MY EYES ARE [[Burning]] LIKE [[DVDs of ANY movie at Half-pr1ce!]] I HAVE A VERY SPECIL [Deal] FOR YOU KID!
* Continue
* Refuse
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Lex: *pokes continue*
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A small text would appear
+ 20
He would then say something
ENL4RGE Yourself
Multiple lines of text would fly at you
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Lex: *pokes one of the letters*
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They'd dissapear, and make your HP lower
You'd also blink for a second
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Lex: Never knew text could hurt. *tries their best to dodge all the other lines of text*
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They would suddenly stop, and the menu would appear again
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Lex: *pokes act again*
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You'd get the same options as before,
But now, you'd notice another bar titled 'TP'
It was on 47%
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Lex: *pokes deal again*
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BELIEVE IT OR !! I USED TO be A BIG SHOT. THE BIGGEST!!! BUT NOW... I NEED A LITTLE [[Genorisity]]
* Give money
* Don't give
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Lex: *pokes don't give*
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Another +20 would appear
Spamton would say:
TRANSMIT KROMER
He'd then stretch his head and mouth
He'd then inhale some sort of dollar signs that would fly at you from behind.
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Lex: *mildly freaked out and tries her best to dodge*
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Again, the attack soon ends.
The menu would pop up.
You'd also notice that your TP Bar has gone up to 62%
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Lex: *pokes act yet again*
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HEALDEAL would now be lit up normally
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Lex: *tries poking healdeal*
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It would deplete your TP bar, but you would regain some of your health
The deal would continue normally
Spamton: I WAS ONLY EVER IN IT FOR THE [Freedom]. TO MAKE YOUR OWN [Deals] TO CALL YOUR OWN [Shots] AND SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING, A LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked] SOUNDS GOOD. DOESN;T IT?KID? DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON???? TAKE THE DE4L.
* Take deal
* Don't take deal
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Lex: *pokes don't take deal*
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The +20 wouldn't appear.
Spamton: DEAL OR NO DEAL, THAT'S THE TV SHOW WHERE THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T TAKE THE DEAL GET FILLED WITH BULLETS FIRED FROM THE HOST'S MOUTH!!!
The attack would begin
MEET LOCAL SINGLES STRAIGHT FROM [My]
Multiple copies of him would run up the ceeling and floor, jumping up when you came under or above them.
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Lex: *gets hit a few times*
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Your HP would not be at 50.
The menu pops up.
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Lex: *tries poking ITEM*
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A small window would pop up.
It featured multiple items that you had on yourself.
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(which included the hot coco and some spare change)
Lex: *tries using the hot coco*
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It would heal you.
But you didn't get a chance to ACT..
He'd use his Copies attack
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Lex: *gets hit once but manages to dodge the rest*
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The menu pops up, you also notice that his green bar is almost full.
You don't know what it means..
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Lex: *goes to act*
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The same options would pop up.
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Lex: *pokes deal*
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Spamton would say:
DONT WORRY KID I WILL GIVE YOU [Deal Insurance] ONLY FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF 1000 KROMER. AN AWESOME PRICE.! AN ABSOLUTELY [[Terrifying]] PRICE PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!
* Buy Insurance
* Don't
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Lex: *pokes don't*
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He'd skip his attack and go straight to the last deal
Spamton: DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan] I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]! THEN YOU CAN ENJ0Y 1000 Fr3e KROmer
* Give account access
* Don't
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Lex: *pokes don't*
(ah yes much dont)
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Spamton: THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!!
He'd then run off
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Lex: ._. Well that was idiotic. Time to finish this hot chocolate.
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He'd then run back and tell her:
NOW I SHALL OPEN MY [HOME-DEPOT SALES] IN THE NEARBY [AREA]
He'd run at her again
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY FIRST [CUSTROMER]?
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Lex: Fine.
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He'd drag her over to a large garbage pile with a door on it.
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Lex: .-.
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He'd open the door, to reveal a half-decent shop
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Lex: So uhh... What do you sell?
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He'd show her a selection of half-broken down items, weapons and armors
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Lex: ...Huh.
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Spamton: WHAT WOULD YOU [PREFER]
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Lex: What's uhhh... this? *looking at 'the big one'*
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Spamton: GREATEST [SHARPFORGEDWEAPON] OF ALL!
YOU CAN [PURCHASE] FOR A MERE 120304823 KROMER!
The price would quickly go up and down, chaoticly changing every second.
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Lex: ...hm. What's this? *looking at KeyGen*
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Spamton's eyes would go static again.
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Lex: *poke poke*
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He'd not react
Yet the price would still change from 0 to nearly infinite
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Lex: *tries talking to him* Uhhh... Tell me about yourself?
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He'd snap out of it
Spamton: OH I HAVE A LOT TO SAY
YOU SEE, I WAS ONCE A [BIG SHOT]
THE BIGGEST!!
He'd continue to talk about useless stuff.
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Lex: *waits until he's done talking*
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Spamton would stop talking.
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Lex: Uhhh... Do you have any friends?...
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Spamton: [POSITIVE]
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Lex: Cool. Do you know the way to Queen's mansion?
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Spamton: [POSITIVE]
He'd point over to a random direction
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Lex: Okay, well, I should probably go now.
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Spamton: KEYGEN
BASEMENT
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Lex: *starts walking in the direction spamton told her to go*
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    Spamton and Puro; Spamton - Spam bot Puro - Latex? n o n e; Both Male; Both straight. Unknown. Any RP, it’s a duo, so no ERP; Spamton - basically anyone that accepts his deal Puro - Not sure. Unknown, for both. Spamton - Not acquiring KROMER Puro - Unknown, possibly loud noises. Spamton - Spamming, deals Puro - Books. Spamton - Actual facts Puro - Just about anything. YOU FOOL I HAVE THE POWER OF CRINGE AND KROMER ON MY SIDE; Spamton -The ability to SUCC your kromer out of your bank account Puro - Intelligence, I guess? Idiot Corp. Just a duo of idiots. None. You see these two chatting, wdyd?