You mortals couldn't possibly understand

pew pew

i have 12 years, 5 months, and 16 days left to live

based on what???

i’m gonna go “OW” on may 23, 2034 and die

incorrect

check the news the following day or that evening

. . .

too far in the future?

not the issue XD

what is the issue

the entire premise of your statement

why

because I said so

not a valid reason

columbine high school massacre

give this context

err

2 handsome gentlemen sitting

I'll take your word for it... XD

I mean
Just look at those glasses
And that tail or whatever.

equally as handsome.

So true

I’m about to use this (hyperlink blocked) and make a big shot at this furry

Hello scar