A long time ago, a friend of my father’s saw an
ad that advertised a product that would eliminate
bugs from your house forever and make life easier
for your wife and kids. He brought the product,
expecting a huge bottle of some special bug spray,
but when he got the package, it was in a very small box.
He opened the box, and found a very little hammer,
and a little paper containing instructions. The instructions read,
“First, capture the roach. Second, squish the roach.
Third, be rid of all the roaches.”