i cause someone to have a mental breakdown with ForTnItE XDDDDDDDD

one of these days I'm going to have a sexual
I mean mental breakdown

f**k me~

😶

do you have a dick or pussy

i identify as male

*rubs my ass against your dick*

*backs away* how about we talk and have a normal conversation 🙃

*pulls down your pants and shoves your dick up my ass*

*casually just l e a v e s the room, trying not to go insane*

*traps you in a corner*

*commits teleportation spell* YES I ESCAPED TO FRANCE

🩸👇🖐❄

explain

oh

*uses a grabber thingy to take your dick*

why do you want my dick so badly

idk but i stole it haha
*gets to my house*

*uses way longer grabber thingy to take dick back*
TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S DICK

*steals your way longer grabber thingy with an even longer grabber thingy and also has the dick*

*ends up swimming to your house with a police costume and a real warrant*

f**k da police *shoots you*

*barely dodges*
OKOK IM NOT REAL JUST GIMME MY DICK ILL DO ANYTHING

anything?

oh no what did I just say

i drew it on a sheet of paper

oop
*takes real one*
HAHA NOTHING TO SHOVE UP YOUR ASS NOW

*takes it back and gets in my car and somehow makes it to quebec*

(how did this go from sexual assault to a road trip to quebec) luckily, I snuck inside your cars backseat so ha *takes dick back and puts is back where it belongs*

no you drowned
i had a not drowning helmet on

how the f**k did I drown I had on scuba diving gear
also why are we underwater

red is the road
also no you didn’t

sus
also not drowning skills 😎

*throws you out*

bruv I still have my dick *swims to nearest fur coat store*

tu n'as pas bougé..?

it was worth a shot

*steals your dick and runs away*

hEY GIVE THAT BACK

*hides in my secret hideout place thing that you can’t see because you’re too stupid*

*becomes smart*

*not smart enough, it seems*

*is actually smart enough and steals dick while you're distracted*

*that was a DECOY*

HOW THE CUM DID YOU MAKE A DECOY DICK

*steals your dick regeneration gene as well as your dick*

woah there that's cheating the system

muahahahaha

(gtg)

bai

okay
you can not have a dick for forever and you can carry the ashes of your burnt duck in a ziplock bag around

but my entire goal was to get the dick
also I never had a burnt duck
Or a duck

f**king autocorrect
i burnt your dick when i got home and it’s ashes

ehhhhh i can just reverse engineer the ashes and get my dick so *takes ashes and runs to Alaska somehow

*steals the ashes and throws them into the ocean*

NOOOOOOOOO

haha

*goes home sad, then realizes that the chaos of the day has regenerated my dick*

*hiding under your bed*

*slep*