Shark Dining Choice !

Paddle boarder is too bland

But more filling than a seagull ?

Yeah the sea gull is better but you have to pluck it. Paddle boarders you have to just shove em in ur mouth... Even though they try to call the police. I spent 2 years in jail. There sure is a lot of trouble

You only got 2 years for eating a human being?

I hired the lawyer the guy used to have

I think if the person asks you to eat them, it's sort of a grey area.

What makes you think he asked that I eat him?

Seagull

sea gull

A bit too 'feathery' for me ! :~)

I guess you don't have to pluck the paddle boarder first...It's a tough call.

Probably best if you peel them first !

I guess I could use all the bones for soup

But how would you light a fire in the sea to make soup ?

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The ocean is like one giant stew, find somewhere hot.