After a lot of haggling with PLAYBOIFAMEZ I think we might've reached an agreeable compromise that will hopefully persuade you to change your mind: y'all clearly don't want me as the Presidential candidate so how about Pollard? He's a popular and experienced moderate who is from the larger party in the coalition. I'll be the HOC instead because I was more popular as HOC than VP and even served three terms in that position. F1Fan can be HOS, someone with strong ties to AAA, PPolice, crusaders, and anti_furry can be the VP, and we'll also appoint a range of people to Congress, the Senate, and the Cabinet (as promised here: https://imgflip.com/i/5wrpj2#com15903882)