big shot the trans furries

Ight it’s time to bring out the cremator

one time a furry f**ked me up the ass
it was a pleasant experience

hol’ up

yep

i shoved the spoon up your ass

hey, you’re the one with a spoon instead of a dick up your ass

nice huge spoon, spoon boy

spoon launcher to launch more spoons up your ass

did the spoons make you cum over your computer screen

alright, it’s 3:09 am and i’m tired af
i’m gonna go see if insomnia will let me pass out, you can go brag to all your little friends you won this
au revoir, mon ami

the spoons trying to protect themselves from getting shoved up your ass

no actually thats me protecting myself

from getting penetrated by forks

you sure do hate those forks, only spoons here

no matter how hard you try you can’t resist

i think all those spoons are going to blow you up

why are you so mad?

are you jealous i’m getting dicked down by your ex?

how bold of you to say i have any girlfriends/exes

forgot you’ve never felt the touch of another person since 2011

my bad

are you just going to sit there and take it like you did those spoons?

i think i broke him