MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?
I'M NOT AFRAID (I'M NOT AFRAID)
TO GET ELECTED (TO GET ELECTED)
EVERYBODY (EVERYBODY)
COME TAKE MY (COME TAKE MY )
WE'LL WALK THROUGH WASHINGTON DC TOGETHER, THROUGH THE STORM
WHATEVER WEATHER, COLD OR WARM
HIS BALLS ARE DRY, ARMS RIPPED, EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL
THERE'S FOOD ON HIS SUIT ALREADY, UNCLE'S MILK
HE'S NERVOUS, BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY TO GET ELECTED,
BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING WHAT HE WROTE DOWN,
AND I AM, A CHAD
IF I WASN'T, THEN WHY WOULD I SAY I AM?
IN THE PAPER, THE NEWS EVERYDAY I AM
RADIO WON'T EVEN PLAY MY JAM
'CAUSE I AM, A CHAD
IF I WASN'T, THEN WHY WOULD I SAY I AM?
IN THE PAPER, THE NEWS EVERYDAY I AM
I DON'T KNOW IT'S JUST THE WAY I AM
YOU BETTER GO CRAZY
YOU OWN IT, YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO
YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO GET ELECTED
THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME YO
YOU BETTER GO CRAZY
YOU OWN IT, YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO
YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO GET ELECTED
THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME YO
SO LETS GO BACK
FOLLOW THE THE OREGON TRAIL AS WE GO ON ANOTHER EPISODE
JOURNEY WITH ME AS I TAKE YOU THROUGH WASHINGTON DC
I ONCE USED TO CALL HOME SWEET HOME
WELL, GOTTA GO, I'M ALMOST AT THE WHITE HOUSE NOW
AND WHEN I'M GONE, JUST GET ELECTED, DON'T MOURN
REJOICE EVERY TIME YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF MY DRY BALLS
JUST KNOW THAT I'M LOOKING DOWN ON YOU DABBING
AND I DIDN'T FEEL A THING, SO BABY DON'T FEEL NO PAIN
JUST GO CRAZY
AND WHEN HE'S GONE, JUST GET ELECTED, DON'T MOURN
REJOICE EVERY TIME YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF HIS RIPPED ARMS
JUST KNOW THAT HE'S LOOKING DOWN ON YOU VIBING
AND HIS DIDN'T FEEL A THING, SO BABY DON'T FEEL NO PAIN
JUST GO CRAZY IN YOUR SUIT.