Can be romance, don't rp if you have hemophobia (fear of blood)

Marbilou (Inkling):*is a simp* Oh hello there uh did you killed that guy?

"Yeah..."

Marbilou (Inkling): Why?

"It's my assignment."

Marbilou (Inkling):hold up, THIS IS YOUR HOMEWORK

?

"Not homework, I'm an assassin. I was sent to kill this guy."

Marbilou (Inkling):oh ok

"Yeah"

Marbilou (Inkling):Damn, could you make me a favor, I'll give you some Money after you do that

"Great. I'll be back in a bit."

Marbilou (Inkling):Okay

*a few hours later you hear knocking on your door. She's back, covered in more blood* "Done."

Marbilou (Inkling):Thank you, this guy was a bully

"Sure. I don't need payment though."

Marbilou (Inkling):I want you to kill this guy *show a photo of the guy on his phone*

"Will do. Know where he is?"

Marbilou (Inkling):*tells you where he is*

"Boss might get mad at me for going on a detour, but I don't really care. He put up quite a fight though." *her shoulder is bleeding a bit more*

Marbilou (Inkling):Uh your shoulder is bleeding, Do you need a Bandage?

*she calls over her shoulder* "Will do!"

Marbilou (Inkling):*he goes home*

*she runs off, unsheathing her swords*

Marbilou (Inkling):MEET ME AT MY HOUSE AFTER YOU KILLED HIM!!

"No problem."

Marbilou (Inkling):I knew i could count on you

Aflac: you good

"Yeah... the blood is mostly theirs." *she motions to the dead body on the ground*

Aflac: wait I think they are alive *stabs the dead man in the head* now he's dead

"Thanks for that."

Aflac: if he was alive we'd both be dead

"I know."

Aflac: now my pickaxe is bloody.

"Wipe it on the grass, it'll be fine"

Aflac: it's a sharp ass pickaxe-

Jason: W_waht

*she looks up and wipes some blood off her face* "Hello"

Jason: *quiet*

Serena: oh no not another assassin

*she looks up and wipes some blood off her face* "...good guess."

serena: i know someone getting payed to kill when i see one

"Yep"

Serena: ever heard of a guy named Jason
(Just say yes, plz)

"Yeah"

Serena: he’s my rival

" 'Kay."

Serena: wait where was I going with this

Me as an AC-130U spooky2: wtf?

"Uh...hello"

: what the hell happened here?

"...nothing?"

Me: *concerned gunship noises *

"...."

Me: it doesn’t look like nothing happened here cause that dude is DEAD!

"...Yeah..."

Me: explain yourself.

"Yeah.."

Me: sooo now what?

"Pretty much"

me:Nice

"Okay. I'll be on my way"

Me: ok then i will to oh MERRY Christmas

"Anything else you needa ask?"

Me: no

"Ever heard of assassins? It's my job."

Me: ……….. huh…….ok

"Merry Christmas!" *she runs off*

*takes off and and does the angel of death flare trick over you*

"I go back to the boss for another assignment"

Me: huh ok

*she looks up and smiles*

* a civialin photographer got the photo and lets just say it looked awesome to the people who saw the photo *

"Yeah...I don't kill unless I've been told to kill that person"

Me: oh like CAS they tell you your targets and help the friendlys but f*ck the bad guys.