* s o b s * i'm bad at giving ppl gifts omg- and shes my irl friend i havent seen in AGES-

give her the first thing you see at a convenience store
done

I love that 💀

But s h e wouldn't sOoOOo- iugdydgeudg *s c r e a m s* WHEN DID SHOPPING GET SO F**KING HARD-

(yk what else is hard-) *slaps self* OH MY GOD-

JUST GET HER A GIFT CARD
HAPPENS IN MY TOWN

NOOOO I'VE KNOWN HER SINCE KINDERGARTEN LITTERALLY- WE JUST STOPPED TALKING WHEN I MOVED LAST YEAR- GDIYDEGDEGKURFGIDH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

*slap*
BRUH JUST GET HER A GIFT CARD FOR VISA OR SOME SHIT SO SHE CAN SPEND THE MONEY ON HER OWNNN

* C R I E S *
BUT THATS LAMEEEEE I'M SUPPOSSED TO BE HER BSF- EVEN THO WE BOTH KNOW WE'RE NOT BSF *SOBS*

THEN IDFK

Gift card

yo just get them this bro lol

I doubt she know's who that character is-

good

lol get her girl clothes and i nice hoodie xd

She's a crop top girl .-.

If that makes sense-
Thats what I meant by "straight girl" like- she cares abt bOyS and can't fooking talk to em and posts on TikTok is aesthetic af, wears shit I could never step in-

THEN SHE NEEDS TO F**KING STOP BEING A W**RE
GET HER A HOODIE AND MAKE HER COVER DATASS UP :)

OMG LMFAOOOO
NO- PLUS IF I GET A HOODIE I'LL PROLLY END UP KEEPING IT MYSELF-

OMG JUST BUY A HOODIE AND CUT IT IN HALF SINCE SHE WANTS TO SHOW SO MUCH sKIN -______________-

*SOBS* GOOD IDEA ACTUALLY *SOBS*

That genuinely looks like something she would wear

Im shocked nush hasn’t gotten dress coded yet

Why are you asking me

I haven't gone to a party since 6th grade
F**k covid

IDK WHO ELSE TO ASK OTHER THEN TEENS ON THE INTERNET-

SAME * C R I E S * unless you count baby showers as p a r t i e s .

WHAT SUCKS THE MOST IS I WAS INVITED TO A PARTY YESTERDAY BUT I COULDN'T GO CAUSE MY MOM WON'T LET ME GO ANYWHERE UNTIL THE 17TH

The reason it's the 17th in specific is that's when my brother will be fully vaccinated

Just go w out ur brother-

I was gonna

My mom's paranoid I'll bring covid home

O h .

what in the f**k

I can try to help

bruh if she wants clothes give her clothes: https://us.shein.com/

IDFK WHAT C L O T H E S SHE WEARS BRUH
LITTERALLY I HATE GOING SHOPPING AND I AM N O T GETTING CROP TOPS W MY DAD IN TARGET-

that's why i gave u that website link it legit has any clothing style
does she dress like basic, soft, or tomboy

IDFK
SHES A CROP TOP GIRL THATS ALL IK

good lord then get her a crop top this isn't rocket science
or get her food. that's always a good way 2 go.

B r o . I'm n o t getting a crop top w my dad. CUZ UNLIKE SOME OF YALL WHO HAVE DADS THAT DON'T MAKE EVERYTHING F**KING AWKWARD- MINE DOES- AND *SHUDDERS* I CAN'T EVEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS HIM M8
I'd end up eating it on the drive there lol

I don't even have a dad SO HAH SUCK IT
also if u get a crop top from an online website would it still be awkward cause like he has to pay?
get her a bloody gift card then. OR get some food for urself and another one as a gift, simple.

I-
ITS TMRW THE SHIRT CANT COME IN LIKE 24 F**KING HRS
* C R I E S * WHAT IF ITS TO LAME

IF SHE'S ACTUALLY UR FRND SHE WOULDN'T CARE IF THE CROP TOP IS LAME
ok here's all ur options:
1) get a oversized hoodie or t-shirt and cut it
2) get food for her like takis or chocolate.
3) gift card
4) a simple card
5) makeup??
6) art shite if she's an artsy person
7) scrunchies since she wears crop tops.

WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY FRIENDS- WE'RE LIKE- EX FRIENDS DEYGDIGDIEG

1. K
2. NO FOOD DAMMIT ILL JUST EAT IT MYSELF-
3. Maybe
4. HELL NAH I CAN'T BE F**KING EMOTIONAL TO SOMEONE I CAN'T BE F**KING EMOTIONAL TOO
5. Ehh, nah. Not w my dad -_- he's gonna be like "sO tHiS iS wHaT giRLs dO hUh?" while rethinking his life cuz he definitely wanted a child w a p**is-
6. Used to be, she's not anymore, so n o ig
7. LMFAO I LOVE HOW U KNEW SHE LIKES SCRUNCHIES-

THEN WHY THE HELL YOU STILL IN CONTACT IF Y'ALL AINT FRNDS NO MORE?????
2) THAT'S WHY GET 2 OF THE FOOD. LIKE ONE PAKAGE FOR HER AND MORE FOR URSELF???
4) it can just read "happy b-day" w/ 5 bucks?
5) true my mum does that. LMAO my bio dad was like that-
7) I KNEW SHE WAS A BASIC BITCH. GET HER THAT THEN

WE TALK LIKE ONCE A MONTH FOR 5 MINS- AND HER M O M INVITED ME NOT HER *SOBS*

2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- nOOoOoO- I HATE GETTING PPL GOOD FOOD CUZ THEN I GET JEALOUS- FUN FACT I GET JEALOUS REALLY EASILY-
4. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TTHATS DEYGYEWSY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
7. I THINK I WILL TBH-

LMAO WAIT IS SHE LIKE SOUTH ASIAN OR SUM CAUSE ASIAN MUMS ALWAYS DO THAT SHITE
2) then get ur arse better food then
7) AYO THEN ITS ALL FIGURED OUT STOP OVERTHINKING MEANINGLESS SHITE LIKE THIS MATE U GOT IT
also go back 2 number 3 if something goes downhill

NO F**KING WAY. SHE'S SOUTH ASIAN. HAHAHAHAHHA NO F**KING WAY LMFAOOO-

2. *sobs* I will-
7. *SOBS HARDER* ALRRR-
lmfaoo yea

lmao sry her discord name looked like it
2) good cause u need it
7) lol alr then-
lmaoo yah

y e p . i forgot to cover it lmao-
2. i do ;-;

TY FOR YOUR HELP M8 ;-;

y e p
yeah u do. self care yk.
NP I ALWAYS GOTCHU

SAME TO U DUDE- take care of urself

TY lmao I'm trying my best
a l s o i'm so close to being sober for a whole year so I'm planning what I wanna do on my bday cause my mum wants to celebrate that

Ayeee good for you m8

yeee ty

Give her a 25$ Amazon gift card

I'm debating on the gift card lol

coffee? makeup- wait no that might offend her uhhhhh- merch from fandoms she likes?

What kind of birthday present is coffee

Two words.

STRAIGHT GIRL.

STILL

COFFEE

C O F F E E

STARBUCKS COFFEE

THE ONES IN THE MFING PACKAGING- AND A CAKE POP-

Maybe I'm stupid but I don't understand

This basic girl shi

starf**ks

Fr

who gets someone a coffee for their birth

dipshitical

LMFAOOO THE FACT SHE'D PROBABLY LIKE IT THO-

if I was given a coffee on my birthday, I'd splash it on you and your grass, tear your arm out of the socket, and then steal your money so I could buy something I actually wanted

*slaps myself* WHY THE F U C K DID I FIND THAT FUNNY- WHAT IS W R O N G WITH ME-

BUT LMFAO THE STEALING MONEY PART IS RELATABLE AF. Like I didn't wanna be born in the first place at least give me smth worth enjoying??

and I piss in your house plant

f**king starf**ks coffee

SHE HAS HOUSE PLANTS IN HER ROOM-

LMAOO-

And I'll still piss in them. Why? Because I’m a thug.

I will straight up murder a guy who gives me something as minuscule as a starf**ks coffee for a god f**king birthday present

I will seduce and f**k your mom over a gift like that
Your dad too even though im straight

LMFAOOOO- NOO WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS STARF**KS BULLSHIT
AND MY DADS STRAIGHT TOO-

I’d be so insulted if I got coffee as a gift

IKR

It w o u l d offend her omg
BRUH SHE'S NOT INTO ANY F A N D O M S - IDEK WHAT SHE DOES BRUH-

i thought i understood straight girls until i had to come up with an answer to this question

IKR-
I WAS LIKE "well I thought I was straight for half my life how hard could it b-"

uhhhhh does she like art?

U s e d t o o .

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