Start singing

too scary

yeah yeah ye-

よ！ じゃぁ 行こうぞ！ ジャンケンポン！

They tell me, "Keep it simple", I tell them, "Take it slow"
I feed and water an idea so I let it grow
I tell them, "Take it easy", they laugh and tell me "no"
It's cool but I don't see them laughin' at my money though
They spittin' facts at me, I'm spittin' tracks, catch me?
I'm spinnin' gold out my records, know you can't combat me

They tell me, "Jesus walks", I tell them, "Money talks"
Bling got me chill, 'cause I'm living in an icebox
They tell me I've been sleepin', I say, "I'm wide awake"
Tracks hot and ready so they call me Mister Easy-Bake
They say the grass is greener, I think my grass is dank
Drivin' with a drank on an empty tank to the bank

Do you feel me? Take a look inside my brain
The people always different but it always feels the same
That's the real me, pop the champagne
The haters wanna hurt me and I'm laughin' at the pain

Stayin' still, eyes closed
Let the world just pass me by
Pain pills, nice clothes
If I fall, I think I'll fly
Touch me, Midas
Make me part of your design
None to guide us
I feel fear for the very last time

They tell me that I'm special, I smile and shake my head
I'll give them stories to tell friends about the things I said
They tell me I'm so humble, I say, "I'm turning red"
They let me lie to them and don't feel like they've been misled
They give so much to me, I'm losing touch, get me?
Served on a silver platter, ask for seconds, they just let me

They tell me I'm a god, I'm lost in the facade
Six-feet off the ground at all times, I think I'm feelin' odd
No matter what I make, they never see mistakes
Makin' so much bread, I don't care that they're just being fake
They tell me they're below me, I act like I'm above
The people blend together but I would be lost without their love

Can you heal me? Have I gained too much?
When you become untouchable, you're unable to touch
Is there a real me? Pop the champagne
It hurts me just to think and I don't do pain

Stayin' still, eyes closed
Let the world just pass me by
Pain pills, nice clothes
If I fall, I think I'll fly
Touch me, Midas
Make me part of your design
None to guide us
I feel fear for the very last time

Lay still, restless
Losing sleep while I lose my mind
All thrill, no stress
All my muses left behind (left behind)
World is below
So high up, I'm near-divine (I'm so high up)
Lean in, let go
I feel fear for the very last time

As we teach about plagiarism, I stole most of this syllabus from summermen. There's gonna be three mid-terms you're gonna have. The last mid-term will be the last week of class. Why? Because I’m a thug. Um, in the mornings, I kick puppies, uh, to get myself in the mood for teaching. If you, y'know, one exam, you did badly, then I begin to think: maybe your boyfriend or girlfriend dumped you that week, maybe you were on drugs, maybe you were hungover for the exam. Now, if you blow two exams, it means you're stupid. One exam, drunk. Two exams, stupid.

Country rooooooaads

Take me hooooomme

To the place I belong

which is hell

straight to hell

Luigi
I just want to touch you
All over your manly chest
Want to bury my face in your breast

Luigi
You're so freaking sexy
And you've got me in a trance,
So Bowser doesn't stand a chance

Go save the day!

Agreed

The f**k

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)

I can corrupt, manipulate, control what you see
I am the instigator of your future technology
I know your vices and desires but won't fix 'em for free
No apprehеnsion, pay attention
Keep your eyes on mе
Step right up, come on in, feel the buzz in your veins
I'm like a chemical electrical right into your brain
And I'm the one who killed the radio, soon you'll all see
So pay up motherf**kers, you belong to V

OK I PULL UP

Tea and crumpets, immortal queen, Boston Tea Party, Boris Johnson and colonialism
Unfair taxation, killing all the natives, first the Sugar and Stamp Act, now Oceania’s a jail land
Brexit, Birmingham is bleh, no wonder Scotland wants to end

The UK is a dumpster fire
Probably won’t be sober till the Queen’s reign is over
The UK is a dumpster fire
And we won’t even mention, their unfair elections

Guess it's time,
you better plug in all your nightlights.
What's out there, past your darkened door?
Just the eyes floating up out of the shore.

Hey man, I'm gonna eat your girlfriend,
Or maybe turn her into broth,
la-la-la la la
Kill a kid, cut em up.
stuff em up inside of my, secret meat box.
Find my, hands across your body slowly
peel your skin off.
You'll meet your friends,
inside the ambulance.
Call into the night,
to the werewolf.
Give all your blood to him,
stand under the warm street light.
Let yourself be hypnotized.

You're just a little snack,
and so is your girlfriend.

Hey man, I'm gonna tear your eyes out,
and then I'll boil your girlfriend,
la-la-la la la
Kill a kid, cut em up.
stuff em up inside of my, burning dungeon.
I would give you guys a little break but
I'm not Satan.

NOT TRYNA BE INDIE
NOT TRYNA BE KEWL

Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room, but won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth, he's a cowboy kid
Yeah, he found a six shooter gun
In his dad's closet, and with a box of fun things
I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun!
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet!
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun!
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet!
Daddy works a long day
He be coming home late, yeah, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
'Cause dinner's in the kitchen, and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah, the sleight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
Then say, "Your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah!"
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun!
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet!
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun!
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet!

Auf der Heide blüht

ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend
kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Erika.
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht
ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.

In der Heimat wohnt

ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Erika.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht
ein kleines Blümelein

Und das heißt: Erika.

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather homicide, children of thalidomide
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, space monkey, mafia
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U2, Syngman Rhee, Payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK – blown away, what else do I have to say?
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
"Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law
Rock and roller, cola wars, I can't take it anymore

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the wall, but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
You know
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking
That's you
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter
Remember laughter?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah...
And it makes me wonder
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind?
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all is one and one is all, that's what it is
To be a rock and not to roll, oh yeah
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

Unfurl the banner and raise her to the sky!
Let eagle cry from mountain high,
The never ending watchword of our nation
Now behold, this gem of old
The wonder of the Western sky!
The emblem of the brave and true
The flag of our liberty, flag of our destiny
Red and white and starry blue
Stream out of the banner so high!

Every heart will sing a part
As all across the land we raise our voices
Far and near, for all to hear
The echo of a chorus grand!
Every heart shall swell with pride
To sing of our liberty, sing of our destiny
As with joy we now extol
That flag waving over the land!

Let us all hail the flag in one accord
Let us cheer her with fervid elation!
She's the flag of the martyrs gone before,
She's the flag of flags, the banner of our nation!
She's the beacon for all who share our dream
Of a new day without domination
She's the hope of a people that is now oppressed
And a symbol of their own emancipation!

Hurrah for the flag of the free!
May she wave as our standard forever!
The gem of the land and sea,
The banner of the right!
All nations remember the day
When our fathers with mighty endeavour,
Proclaimed as they marched to the fray,
That by their might, and by their right,
She waves forever!

Everytime the people hear the bell of freedom calling, calling, calling one and all!
Every other patriotic citizen shall answer, answer freedom's call!
Everywhere the bold and gallant souls come forth to bear the cross of duty
Rising up as one to fight and die behind the flag of freedom's beauty.
Patriotic hearts shall falter never, when they fly the Stars and Stripes Forever!
Marching to the quest, to east or west,
She quells distress, the freed oppressed cry out,

Hurrah for the flag of the free!
May she wave as our standard forever!
The gem of the land and sea,
The banner of the right!
All nations remember the day
When our fathers with mighty endeavour,
Proclaimed as they marched to the fray,
That by their might, and by their right,
She waves forever!

That's just something people say
When they're on their last leg and
They need someone to say something to help them cope
Or someone to say something hopeful
"I hope you're okay"
But that's just something people say
And if I meant every word that I ever said
You would probably question the life I have led
You'd probably think I'm an evil, broken person
And you would be right

Because I went downhill at such steep incline
That my rearview mirror showed me only the sky
And I laughed about it all night
And I said "Hey man, isn't it poetic
That the sky is what we leave behind?"
Because I was born into the world on a silken cloud
And I got bored of the world before I hit the ground

And you're the one who taught me to be brave
I've never spent a moment loving anyone but you
And maybe that's just something that people say
But I hope that you know it's the truth

Because I went downhill at such steep incline
That my rearview mirror showed me only the sky
And I laughed about it all night

Because you were the first one to show me the stars
And they don't mean much to me, but I still wonder where you are
Some nights, I still try to find you relative to constellations
All your relatives are still on vacation, or so I heard from a friend
Does it mean anything that you stayed in town?
Probably not

I went downhill at such steep incline
That my rearview mirror showed me only the sky
And I laughed about it all night
And I said "Hey man, isn't it poetic
That the sky is what we leave behind?"
Because I was born into the world on a silken cloud
And I got bored of the world before I hit the ground

"Hey man, isn't it poetic
That the sky is what we leave behind?"
Because I was born into the world on a silken cloud
And I got bored of the world before I hit the ground

(insert laugh)
feel good
feel good

I know what I have to do now
It’s my life one and only

Nanzenkai mo namida fuitemo tomerenai shi
Kantan na hibi da to kitai wa sh*tenai
Follow my way kuyashisa made tsurete
Follow my way sara ni saki wo mezasu

Heibon yori kandou wo ouka sh*te yume mitai
I know what I have to do now
Konna ni takusan no jinsei ga aru naka de
Seikai wo mitsuketa

Make my story
Boku ga yuiitsu boku de aru tame no
Chikai no you na ketsui no you na omoi to itsumo ikiteitai
Kitto itsuka nakisou na hi wa kuru
Sonna toki ni furikaereba susumeru michi wo tsukutteitai

Nanzenkai mo nanimo shiranai aitsura ni
Sanzan na kotoba de hoho wo utarete kita
Have it your way koko made no fushin wa
Have it your way kimi ni wa wakaranai

Seikou yori jissai wa shippai wo tsurete kite
I know what I have to do now
Donna ni genkai wo oikosu to kimete mo
Muda datta hibi mo aru