the last time i shat in my gramma's bathroom someone tried to get in through the garage, and they had already gotten past the gate and the first door, while someone else stared at me shitting through the skylight as i heard sirens from outside
i would've shat myself i wasn't already doing so lol
and my grampa died in that house and i'm pretty sure he's haunting it one time i saw his weird finger clip thing fly off the couch unprovoked (he died of a brain injury that slowly got worse and more complicated until he could not control his body at all)