ENGLAND IS A CUP OF TEA.
FRANCE, A WHEEL OF RIPENED BRIE.
GREECE, A SHORT, SQUAT OLIVE TREE.
AMERICA IS A GUN. BRAZIL IS A FOOTBALL ON THE SAND.
ARGENTINA, MARADONA’S HAND.
GERMANY, AN OOMPAH BAND.
AMERICA IS A GUN. HOLLAND IS A WOODEN SHOE.
HUNGARY, A GOULASH STEW.
AUSTRALIA, A KANGAROO.
AMERICA IS A GUN. JAPAN IS A THERMAL SPRING.
SCOTLAND IS A HIGHLAND FLING.
OH, BETTER TO BE ANYTHING
THAN AMERICA AS A GUN.
- BRIAN BILSTON
