any rp but erp PLS

here are le powers of le card
king: can control any card except Joker ( so make sure ur careful with this anyway )
queen: manage problems ( example, food crops has ran out, rain has not come the queen is able to use magic to fix those )
Jack: help around the cards
spade: can fight when king or queen requested too
club: supports the king, queen and spade
ace: works for all cards in the group ( not much coz there's a 2 hour break and ace sortta need to work a lot )
heart: heal every card even in other group
Joker: cause mischief, steal the throne, become next king/queen ( no wonder it's sortta rare )

how rare they are
Joker: 1%
heart: 40%
ace: 90%
club: 50%
Jack: 30%
queen: 20%
king: 10%

rules to play the game ( i meant rp )
each card game group is like a kingdom, all cards have to work overtime, all card has play their role, this game is like a random long era, all cards (roleplayers in here ) can leave the group (rp) as they want

fun fact: Jokers are allow to take cards ( idk why i didn't say it lol )

hello.

????: "mph? oh hello"

im steve.

The person who had the king card: "ALRIGHT PEOPLE CARDS MUST BEEN SHOWN NOW"
Meli: "oh, it's card time and im Meli."

k *shows ace*

Meli: "mhm..." *shows joker card*
( btw read the note )

(i did) LUCKY!

Meli: "nyeh"
person who got the queen card: *checking other cards* *now walking to Steve* "can you show me your card?"

k *how ace*

person who got the queen card: "alright" *turns to Meli* "show me ur card young lady"
Meli: *shows joker card*
person who got the queen card: "good thing!"

and a lucky one at that.

person who got the queen card: *nods and walks away*
person who got the king card: *thinks: hope Meli's with us...*
Meli: "omph"

Hunter: I want to die. I actually want to die.

Meli: "at least you won't kill urself again..." *head pats Hunter*

Hunter: What did you get?

Meli: "jo...ker"

Hunter: Lucky.

Meli: "i know but i think it's half bad" *still head patting them*

Hunter: Fair enough

Meli: *still head patting them*

Hunter: …

Meli: *stops head patting* "did i do something wrong?"

Hunter: No. I just ran out of things to say.

Meli: "o-ok" *continues to head pat*

Hunter: :)

Meli/: *continues to head pat*
king card: "TO ALL CARDS WORK WILL START IN AN HOUR DO WHATEVER YOU WANT NOW"

Hunter: Huh.

Meli: "just do whatever you want now and umm work starts an hour"

Hunter: Hmm…

*Meli proceeds to head pat Hunter*

Hunter: Thank you

"hm? wdym?"

Hunter: For le head pats.

"check ur card and see" *checks her card* "._."

*Checks his card*

*his card says "grow corn" while Meli's says nothing*
"WELL i'll help along here"

“Seems easy.” *He plants some corn seeds*

*Meli comes back with water and she puts some water on le seeds*

“Like I said, Easy.”

"yeah ez" *Meli ties her hair into a messy bun*

“Now we just wait. So what do I do now?”

"check ur card again" *Meli checks her card and still got nothing* T-T

*He checks again*

*after an hour of head pats*
king card: "ALRIGHT WORK STARTS NOW"
*Meli's head pats EXE has stopped*

Hunter: ._. Aw man

"s-sorry joker must be a joker now"
*a random portal opens next to the king card*
king card: "step into the portal cards!"
*Meli stands up and walks into the portal*

“Damnit…”

*Meli peaks her head out of the portal* "HEY GET IN HERE"

“Fine…” *He jumps into the portal*

*Hunter landed in the village crops while Meli landed beside them*
"hi again"

“Nice village.”

"yeop noice"

“So what now?”

*they both have finished setting up the stall* "and we are done"

“Nice”

"and now we wait" *standing there crossed armed*

*Sits down*

*still standing there crossed armed*

*Falls asleep*

*didn't notice and still standing there crossed armed*

“Zzz…”

*thinks: "imma just let him sleep while i take care of the stall"*
a random victim with their child: "heya can we buy some of these" *they point at the vegie they want*

*Gets up* “Huh?”

????: *S T A R E at her card*

Hunter: Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. *Continues to slam head on wall until blood starts coming out*

????: *she heard those slams, hides her card into her pocket and goes to Hunter* "hey you alright?"

Hunter: No... I got ace. USELESS! *throws card on ground and stomps on it repeatedly* USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS!!!

????: "OI U BETTER STOP OR THE PERSON WHO GOT THE KING OR QUEEN CARD WILL TOTTALLY SEE IT"

Hunter: WHATEVER! I HATE THIS! THIS SUCKS!

person who got the king card: "ALRIGHT PEOPLE PLEASE SHOW UR CARDS"
????: "at least those cards cannot be ripped-"

Hunter: Someone have a gun?

person who got the queen card: *walks to them* "may i see your cards now-" *she looks at Hunter's card on the floor* "please pick it up it won't be useful if it's on the floor-"
????: "E"

Hunter: I will find a way to kill myself. *Pulls out knife and is about to slit wrist*

both ( person who got queen and the blue haired girl beside them ): "YO WTF"

Hunter: Time to say bye bye

????: "CAN U NOT GET HYPED ABT A CARD?!"
person who got queen: "calm down Meli, and please don't try suic!de"

Hunter: I refuse to live like a peasent. *Slits wrist and falls on the floor*

Meli: *she just stand there terrified of the blood*
person who got queen: "SOMEONE BRING ME THE HEART CARDS"

Hunter: *Slowed breathing*

Meli: *without thinking she snatched a heart card and tries to heal hunter*

Hunter: *Gets up completely healed* GO***AMNIT

Meli: "phew-" *looks at the blood and completely faints*
( she faints at the sight of blood)

Hunter: *Slits his throat*

*standing there*

“Zzz…”

*still standing*

“Zzz…”

*standing*

“Zzz…”

*she decided to take a seat on another chair*

“Zzz…”

*checking card*

“Zzz…”

the victem: "oops im sorry didn't mean it-"
"it's ok and the price is *insert money name coz irl creator can't think of one*"

“Yeah, it’s fine.”

the victim's child: *waving at Meli and Hunter*

“Hi kid!”

Meli: "waving back at the kid"
the child: "hi miss and sir!"

“…”

the victim: "thanks"
the child: "bye bye"

“Bye!”

*the victim and child has left*
"now we wait again"

“Okay.”

*his card says "pluck out the veges from the fully grown crops"*

“Got it.” *He picks out all the veggies* “Also ez”

*Meli takes Hunter's card and looks at it* "and we have to sell it already-?"

“We have to sell the veggies?”

"yeah my card doesn't show anything so im helping" *Meli carries a basket*

*He puts the veggies in the basket*

*she walks to the stall with the basket*

…

"anyways help me set up the veggies" *puts down the basket at the stall and sets up*

*Helps set up*

Meli: *gets up, looks at Hunter, uses card to heal again*

Hunter: STOP THAT! *stabs his head*

Meli: *still uses the card to heal them* "NO YOU STOP"
the person who g9t the queen card: "ace, joker stop"

Hunter: Just let me die....

(BTW this might be a romance RP but not yet)

( ok )
queen ( im lazy to write person who got the queen card already- ): "you both have to respect what you have but mostly you ace"

Hunter: HOW?! IM BASICALLY USELESS! IM A PEASANT!

queen card: "not useless"
Joker AKA Meli: "you help around growing stuff to feed others, make stuff like a black smith but fun fact ace's card can change depend how hard they work"

Hunter: Huh.

Joker AKA Meli: "like i said ace is only the first step"
queen card: *pats Meli and walks away*

Hunter: Okay

*pulls out a bag of red bean buns* -_-

“Zzz…”

*eats a red bean bun and hands one to Hunter* "hey u want some?"

“Sure.”

*eats the red bean bun she has*

“Huh.”

*still eating the red bean bun she(MAH OC) has*

“…”

"hm?"