Tea and crumpets, immortal queen, Boston Tea Party, Boris Johnson and colonialism
Unfair taxation, killing all the natives, first the Sugar and Stamp Act, now Oceania’s a jail land
Brexit, Birmingham is bleh, no wonder Scotland wants to end
The UK is a dumpster fire
Probably won’t be sober till the Queen’s reign is over
The UK is a dumpster fire
And we won’t even mention, their unfair elections