When You Claim To Be "Self-Made"

I WAS BORN FROM MY OWN WOMB. I WAS NURSED, RAISED, AND TAUGHT BY MYSELF. AFTER BUILDING THE GROUND MYSELF, I BUILT MY OWN BUSINESS FROM THE GROUND UP. AND IT'S BEEN SUCCESSFUL DESPITE HAVING ONLY ONE EMPLOYEE/CUSTOMER: MYSELF. NO ONE EVER HELPED ME. I DID IT... ALL BY MYSELF