I never sausage a thing! The driver mustard been driving recklessly! Frankly, instead of having his mind on driving, he was probably thinking about doing the tube steak boogie with some ski bun... He needs to be mayer careful and weenie to start enforcing those snow chain laws! I guess it coulda been wurst. Isn't it irritating that hot dogs come 10 to a package but this meme only has 9 puns?