Pregnancy

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5imnoo.jpg (click to show) Wait a minute .... I was so angry she did that ..... now I need to go look for it

Why do women want to trick men all the time? Are we likely to fall for them

Good question, they like to change us so that might be part of it.

i trick men so i can get a good reason to hit them in the face

And thats why i need to punch a woman in the face

lets fight

Takes out lighsaber and cuts you in two

*victory noises for me*

lol *takes out totem of undying* you think you can beat me that easily *takes out axe and crits you*

Takes out lightsaber and kills you again and again, and again, and again, and again

Till you run out of totems

Then you die

*clicks respawn* OMEGALUL

It depends what axe, wooden or diamond, i guess wooden

*takes out furnace and roasts you until you get so ashamed that you commit suicide and die*

Problem is im too tall and biff to die or be shoved in a furnace mortal, i am immortal

ill just chop you into bits and call technoblade

Buff*

if they swing first its fine