I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother f**ker. He pissed on my f**king wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog f**kin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He f**ked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna F**K THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the f**king earth, now get out of my f**king sight before I piss on you too!
