God I f**king hate Olaf the snowman so f**king much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he’s in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he’s got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, f**kass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid f**king legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily f**king twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass f**king SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER F**KING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD’S GREEN F**KING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So F**KING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty go***mn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I’m overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the f**king sun. “Bhurr blur, I’m Olaf the f**kshit snow f**ker, I like warm hugs”. F**k you. F**k you f**k you f**k you f**k you f**k you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus.