Ayyy Minecraft RP

C'mon Retro! I gotta get back my stuff!!
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Retro: then go get it then!

*he runs over and picks his items back up* Stupid baby zombies...

Retro: I know right? They're the worst. *he puts away his Iron Sword*

*He equips his red leather jacket, tan leather pants, and orange boots* Oh well... At least I got my diamonds back

Retro: surprised I haven't died yet *he chuckled* all I have on me is a black leather tunic and brown leather pants and an Iron Sword, Shield, Diamond Pickaxe, a clock and some wood

heh *he grips his shield and axe* Welp... I'm gonna go get some coal

Retro: aight, I'm heading with you so you don't die again

Nah, the sun's up... Besides anything that comes at me now... IS GONNA HAVE A HELL OF A TIME

Retro: pffff- alright then (he says jokingly)

*he pulls out his diamond sword* Heh, I call this Blue beauty, "Hell's fury"

Retro: well sh-- maybe you can handle yourself after all

heh, ya think?

Retro: welp- I'm going to make a furnace so we can get charcoal

*he comes back to the village with 2 rows of jungle log stacks as the sun sets* heh

Retro: omg heh- that'll keep us worthwhile or resources

*of

*he makes the logs into charcoal and trades the coal he mined to a blacksmith*

*he makes some torches and puts them in his off-hand and his Iron Sword in his other hand* should we go monster hunting?

I'll go, I have some unfinished business anyway...

*he walks over to a grave and hears hissing*... DIE!

Retro: okay *he heads out and searches for monsters to slay*

Geez, this is gonna be easy for me.

Retro: oh?

I literally got all the Minecraft trophies 3 times.

:0

Infact, even Netherite is easy to get.

Is it though?

Yes.
Ever heard of Beds in the nether?

Yeah they explode

Make tunnels with them.

That's the idea if you don't kill yourself doing it lol

I'll be fine

<drzl> we gonna speedrun or are we gonna take our time

Retro: only if you want to

<drzl> eh, lets take our time~ its more calming to take time anyways.

*He gathers 4 wood logs, makes a crafting table and grabs 8 sticks, he makes an axe and a pickaxe*

*he gets wood as well, crafts himself a crafting table, some sticks, and a full set of wooden tools*

<drzl> low-key this is calming~ thanks for letting me join

*After mining he hands Retro a Stone Axe and a Stone Pick*

Retro: you're welcome, and thanks. *he begins mining*

drzl earned the achievement [Hot Stuff]

<drzl> for the nether

Retro: how'd you get to the nether so fast??

<drzl> no, i just gathered lava

Retro: hmm okay

<drzl> ill start making a house

Sam: Ok, let's get some wood for a sword

Retro: okay

Sam: Ok, got wood. Now I'm going to look for a village

*he gets wood as well* alright

*a few minutes later* Sam: Found one! They got a blacksmith!

Retro: ayyy let's go there *he starts walking that way*

Sam: I've already raided the village. They had 2 iron swords, here's one. Now, let's frick up the economy

Retro: thanks *he takes the Iron Sword*

Sam: I'm getting the dirt for the farm

Retro: okay

Sam: Could you get the wood and water?

Retro: sure *hands you a stack of wood and heads out to mine Iron*

Sam: Thanks *builds farm frame*

Retro: yep

Sam: Now we wait

*he sits down and waits*

*a week later* Sam: Ok, I've exploited the natives enough that we both have diamond armor. Now, we make a portal

Retro: nice!

Sam: Now we make a Nether Portal

Retro: okay!

Obsidian time

*he mines some Iron and comes back to put them in the furnace*

Sam: Hey, can you make me a bucket?

Retro: sure *he takes out the smelted Iron ingots, crafts a bucket, and hands it to you*

Sam: Thanks *pours water over a field*

Retro: you're welcome

Sam: I needed it to collect seeds

Retro: well yeah *chuckles* we don't want to dehydrate our crops

Sam: Of course not. That's why I'm putting water in the farm