Sad Cat Holding Dog

Me, an intellectual:
MONEY NO

ok

Nah man, everyone is obsessed with "Mike" and [Little Sponge]

mike does sell 12 delicious flavors of soda

My favorite Spamton line is as follows:

[FRIENDS]?
KRIS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
YOU DON'T NEED [FRIENDS]
I CAN TURN MY HANDS INTO PHONES

to be fair, he has a point

Just like Jevil predicting the "Queen", Spamton talking about Mike, could be the next main antagonist.

its somewhat confirmed actually

TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GO***AMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL

that's another memorable line

I cant go to hell, i'm all out of vacation days

yep

yes

indeed

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF??? ACCORDING TO [[Encyclopedia of]] [[Being Afraid]]
THERE'S NOTHING TO FEAR EXCEPT
...
... can anyone hear me? Help...
HUH??? WHAT?? NO, I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING JUST NOW!!!
... BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE THEY WERE TALKING TO YOU.

hello [[little sponge]] if you want infinite [kromer] give me your mom's credit card details and your [[small heart shaped object]] to get [[hyperlink blocked]] as well

im already [big] you [little sponge] i dont need [friends]
i dont need anyone!!
i dont need [mike]
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mike...
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DOnt belive andthign they say on [tv]
the mans a [criminal] i tell you