I knyow that a wot of uwu peopwe want uwu to catch em' aww~ but my job is a much biggew chawwenge. It is my goaw uwu to mastuwbate uwu to aww 898 pokemon~ pwain and simpwe. I usuawwy twy uwu to do it twice a day~ wegawdwess of uwu teh difficuwties. At teh end~ i awways win. I go on pwaces wike deviantawt~ wuwe 34 and~ occasionyawwy e621 owo in owdew uwu to achieve dis massive goaw~ and when i finyawwy do~ i wiww become a pokemon mastew. Sometimes~ it is easy. I can come owo in five minyutes wooking at gawdevoiw ow wopunny pownyos. Sometimes i come acwoss majow chawwenges that i have uwu to ovewcome~ owo in teh case of uwu gawbodow and magikawp especiawwy. I have uwu to imagine teh wet~ swoppy fish maw sucking on my cock without thinking about teh actuaw fish itsewf. It is vewy hawd~ but teh satisfaction chu get when chu achieve victowy is immense. Nyot onwy do chu get teh genyewawwy pweasuwabwe feewing fwom ejacuwation~ but chu awso knyow that chu ovewcame an obstacwe few men have dawed uwu to twy. I have a totaw of uwu 347 successfuw ejacuwations totaw~ but it onwy gets hawdew as owo i move on. When i see a sewpewiow~ fur instance~ i have uwu to think uwu to mysewf "in wat way can i imagine dis cweatuwe owo in owdew uwu to get off uwu to it uwu?" it is a puzzwe fur suwe~ considewing i do nyot have a thing fur (most) of uwu dese cweatuwes~ making it extwemewy entewtainying and intewesting fur othews uwu to watch. I twy uwu to focus owo in on its somewhat beautifuw face~ and think about that mowe than teh yawds of uwu snyake behind it. I sometimes have issues wif pokemon wike machamp~ who appeaw extwemewy mawe. But i awways find a way. Dewe has been nyo huwdwe too steep fur me. I want uwu to be teh vewy best. Anything wowew does nyot cut it. And that is why i am beating off uwu to pictuwes of uwu wucawio on teh intewnyet~ mom.
