clownathon or festive_sauce

Festive_Sauce? How can Sauce be Festive? Put Sauce sized Christmas Clothes on it? Sauce sized Christmas Clothes dont exist. So Sauce can only be Normal. Think Sauce Think man!

My username was actually "Sauce" at one point

You said current name

Yeah Ik
I just wanted to point that out

Ok

random but

Hey man, do you have a minute to tell me where the f**k is the damn sauce, its near christmas and i dont want my friends to be dissapointed, but i know that YOU have that kind of sauce, WhIcH
sAuCe ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt?, Shut the f**k up, you know what the f**k i am talking about, You have 26 days till i burn your house down to the ground, and make sure you bring EXACTLY 100 pieces of the sauce, Got that?