Green Screen

Wait, isnt the green party run by terrorists and gnomes with AR10s?

I’m the leader of the Green Party. I’m the leader of Green Party.

You were in jail for terrorism, attempted to destroy the HOS's homeland with a homemade nuke and were previously photographed conversing with gnomes with AR10s...
Pretty sus...

I never did any of that. Plus thats not a photo of me.

I have records of all this. I have records of all your memes.
You may as well rename the "green" party the Gnome party at this point...

I went no contact for about 2 weeks.

Sure you did...

Look at my last 2 memes. Look at my last comments.

My evil twin did all my crimes?
That wouldn't hold up for 5 seconds in court...

Slander

Thats me.

Looks pretty sus to me...

Photoshopped.

Where would a gnome get photoshop?
Sounds kinda sus...

Slander

It's hard to do things when half the congress isn't active and the other half votes nay on everything.