*WHEEEEZE* NAR X READER-

Smells like wattpad up in here

yes

tf-

Dang
And I thought I was a weird MSMG owner

I question why I'm an owner every time I come on here 😔

S a m e
T h o

*WHEEZE* I KNEW YOU'D REPLY TO THOS

T H O S

STFU ; - ;

N A H

Also why are we yelling all the time

Good question
All our conversations seem to escalate to the point of r a g e

But why

I ALR SAID GOOD QUESTION

OK
CHILL

*THIS
I CAN'T SPELL

I SEE THAT

*wheezing* sry

It's fine

i want to read

HHHHHH- ;////; W H Y T H O S M H

because why the f**k not
also venus hates me now so i need to cope

.-. bruh- y o u g o o d ?

no
anyways let me read

;-;
K

wait but where do i read

Idfk

Make it up in ur brain

k
what now

I d f k

Donald Trump tweeted that he has the biggest dick. The President has since deleted the tweet. It is still unknown if this is true.

UPDATE: The President has confirmed that he does in fact have the biggest dick. "I do have the biggest dick," Trump said in an interview with The Daily Show. "I'm not going to lie." When asked to provide proof, the President said, "You can just look at it." The Daily Show's Trevor Noah then took the opportunity to examine the President's p**is. "It's not just big, it's yuge," Noah said. "It's like a baby's arm." Noah also joked that he's "never seen a dick like that before" and that "Donald Trump definitely has the biggest dick in the world." You can watch the full segment below.

WATCH: "Donald Trump definitely has the biggest dick in the world." @Trevornoah examines the President's p**is on #TheDailyShow. pic.twitter.com/sexzhE4eTi — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) September 12, 2018

We cannot independently verify the size of the President's p**is.

*huge

Ig his 3 wives had a good time 😏

ye
and venus doesn’t hate me so thats good

;-; alr-
Sry I intefered-

its ok

i just feel like our frenship is becoming nothing
we barely talk and sometimes i feel like you hate me (kinda a rant)

i don’t hate you
and yeah sorry for not talking more

;-;
its fine. anyway gnnn <3

nite

I wanna read this shit

;////; BUT W H Y -

I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO