birth certificates are also apology letters from the condom factory
LMAO IM WHEEZING!!! BEST JOKE I EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE YET!!
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got that from a roast I know, "your birth certificate is just an apology letter from the condom factory"
Doctor: But why.
Karen: Because she's not white. She wears a mask. She believes in covid and vaccines. And other bullshit.
Doctor: ...... uhhhhh
If the baby is broken you can return them to the store. Kohls is doing baby returns now.
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ooooh I'll keep it in mind
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That means birthdays are just an off brand xmas
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i mean my mans isnt wrong
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well, do you have your receipt? Customer support might help you
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Listen here you little shit
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And yet jobs will still ask for your birth certificate like you’re not just standing there
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