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birth certificates are also apology letters from the condom factory

LMAO IM WHEEZING!!! BEST JOKE I EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE YET!!

wow

got that from a roast I know, "your birth certificate is just an apology letter from the condom factory"

lol

Doctor: But why.
Karen: Because she's not white. She wears a mask. She believes in covid and vaccines. And other bullshit.
Doctor: ...... uhhhhh

If the baby is broken you can return them to the store. Kohls is doing baby returns now.

ooooh I'll keep it in mind

That means birthdays are just an off brand xmas

If your birthday is in December (like mine), you already get two Christmases. If your parents aren't together you get three.

i mean my mans isnt wrong

Can I return myself

well, do you have your receipt? Customer support might help you

TRUE

No, they're your first ID cards.

Listen here you little shit

And yet jobs will still ask for your birth certificate like you’re not just standing there