i dont think the cheeto stress ball is gonna help

i need a stress ball cause i get this weird thing where if im not holding something i start to panic and try to like squeeze something that isnt there-

Pervert.

Wha- how does that make me a pervert-

If you were to close your eyes and try to find a stress ball, you're more likely to find a woman's breast

tf- i didnt even imply that- the fact that when you read that you immediately thought i was trying to touch someones boobs makes me think you're the pervert

I was joking -_-

How was I supposed to know that?

Maybe the fact that the stress ball wouldn't be at chest height?

You really think when im reading that im gonna think '' oh, they must be joking cause stress balls arent at a chest hight'' like if you're gonna joke like that put tone tags or something

please dont start a war in the comments lol