Lawnmower Tank

i love dis
where can i get it

from the germans

*Calls Germany*
German: Ja? What can I get you today?
Me: CAN I HAVE A TANK LAWNMOWER?!?!?!
German: A what?
Me: A TANK LAWNMOWER!
German: Ah, I see! How big?
Me: Normal size lawnmower please!
*German being a Hans*
German: Large lawnmower?
Me: No, normal sized lawnmower.
German: OK! It's being shipped!
*Five days later*
Receives this:

humm call them again

i have, but they wont pick up :/
strange

maybe they want to keep it and won't give you it to keep

IM SUING THEM

wait try calling london

OK I SHALL
*Dials London*
*German sniper fires through my window*
*I get shot*
*Collapses on ground and bleeds to death*
X_X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMqQBLZwRIE i found this

let a me a see

interesting

also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv9Fv6RmIdE this one

so hitler wanted to kill people not world takeover

but in order to exterminate all of the "bad people" he had to conquer the world

true

was it in the history books tho and there is a hidden part about this?

so i just dug into my history book there was only one page about hitler but nothing about not wanting to takeover the world

oof size 100%