I am either dead or dying. xD (Why does this happen every year?!)

Did you drink too much

Close, I ATE to much xD
In my defense, The food was TOO delicious

Eating too much isn’t fun either

Yep, I feel like i'm pregnant xD

Congratulions!

Thanks, My toilet is expecting twins xD

Or maybe even triplets!

Maybe xD

me when the when when when anything at all

Pretty much

isn't having a trash mental state the most epic thing lmao

Mmmmm, The best xD

haha. pain.

I eat a normal amount always. I never get these memes 👀

Well apparently you've never had a thanksgiving with my wife as the chef xD

That’s probably it. Next year I’m going to find you and eat your food. (Causally threatening)

I doubt you'll get away with it, You'll be most likely knocked out after being stuffed twice as much as the turkey xD

Lmao

LOL